So you haven't seen him either?

He doesn't really exist I think. Anyway, I was just checking my email and I get these recipe flash things from Epicurious every week (which are awesome HELLO have you checked them out?) and I love reading the reviews of each recipe. One time people argued for 4 pages about a deviled egg recipe and that was HILARIOUS. But mostly I like it when people say things like, "Wow! What a great brunch alternative! I served this with fruit salad and everyone raved!" because then I picture everyone jumping up on the table with their huevos rancheros and the lights flashing and glowsticks emerging from Fendi bags and the dj rising up out of the buffet. May I just say that that would be so super awesome.