goddamn do i ever love prarie home companion! some of the awesome jokes that i can bring to mind that mad me laughing out loud on the way home from work last night:

reporter: colonel powell, how do we know iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
C.P.: well, we still hav e the receipts!

How many members of george w. bush's cabinet does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! There isn't anything wrong with the lightbulb! we must stay the course with this lightbulb that we have! those who say it is "burned out" are clearly siding with the forces of evil!

oh man i wish i could remember more. have a good day everyone, i'mago work now.