me and dave had the most hilarious fight over dishes last night. there was a piece of potato or something clogging up the drain and he was all like "you know virginia, when you're washing the dishes you really can't put food down the drain. it clogs up the sink." and i was all like "you know dave, since you haven't washed the dishes once in the past four weeks, maybe the least you could do is unclog the drain that resulted from my hours of slaving away over soapy water." the we high-fived and made up.