part 1

so back in the spring, one girl in my group of chicago friends (amanda) had broken up with her boyfriend of three years and was suddenly single. every last unattached male in the said group of friends fell deeply in love with her, and a subtle battle for her affections ensued. alas, no male has yet been victorious.

last weekend someone referred to me as the "new amanda."

i'm not sure how true it is, but geez am i flattered.