acghk! the tentacle sucked onto your mouth!! gross!

yeah, sorry i've been so MIA from this blog, i've got no internet at my house anymore so i have to blog from work. my new place is good still, but cold because it has no insulation and i'm too cheap to keep the heat blasting all the time.

mara - my mom really wants you and your mom to come with her for a weekend to stay in my apartment with me while i don't have a roommate. i think it sounds like a ton of fun, but i'm nervous because i don't want my mom to know what a bad neighborhood i live in now. my old place was totally yuppie-town-chicago, my new place is total crackhead-polish-scuzzville chicago. i know i say that every damn post, but its true. my entry way has no light on the inside stairs, which are made out of old wooden planks that you can see through. i think if you got like 7 people on the stairs at one time and had them all jump in the air, they would crash through. my building has no deadbolts and there used to be a sign on the door that said "please lock the door, there have been break ins lately."

so long story short, i think my mom would cry herself to sleep every night if she knew.

anyway! i've been really busy lately getting ready to go to NY with my company. When we went to atlanta in february we had to look nice, but we could wear jeans to dinner and stuff. this time its the big show. we have to look amazing and expensive. i'm getting my hair highlighted professionally for the first time ever, and i have major shopping to do. i'm bad at dressing up for real. i'm good at dressing up for pretend, but when it comes to an ongoing thing i'm much better at being a scrub.

yeah i should probably start work now. later gators.